WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 15, 2012
A few jokes for the Day
This quiz is fun to ask another person...
Q: Do they have a fourth of July in England?
A: Yes, between July 3rd and July 5th.
Q: How many birthdays does the average person have?
A: One a year.
Q: Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
A: All of them.
Q: Why can't a man living in the U.S.A. be buried in Canada?
A: Because he's living.
Q: Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of
games. There are no ties. Explain this.
A: They're not playing each other.
Q: Divide 30 by one-half and add 10. What is the answer?
A: 70 (to divide by one-half, multiply by 2)
Q: A man builds a house which is square in shape. All four sides have a
southern exposure. A bear walks by. What color is the bear?
A: White. The house was built on the North Pole.
Q: If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?
A: Two. I just told you that you took two of them!